In court it has been revealed that a most horrific murder was committed in imitation of a scene in the movie Severance.  Simon Everitt was tied to a tree and had petrol poured down his throat before he was set on fire. Now is the time for moral outrage. It is patently obvious from this episode that people will imitate scenes from movies and as nearly all movies contain violence the only answer is to ban movies.

I expect Keith Vaz and the Daily Mail to lead the ban campaign here in the UK and Jack Thompson and Fox News to lead it in the USA. We mustn’t let issues like swine flu distract us from this crusade. Ban all movies, immediately.